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I sent this to a friend of mine that likes Las Vegas...

> I think this is a conference with some interest
>
>January 29, 2001 08:35pm
>NATIONAL CONVENTION OF ADULT NIGHTCLUB OPERATORS SET FOR MANDALAY BAY IN
>LAS VEGAS
>Source: Don Waitt, Publisher
>by: Company Press Release
>(LAS VEGAS, NV)--More than 3,000 adult nightclub operators, top touring
>exotic entertainers and nightclub vendors will be at the Mandalay Bay
>Resort and Casino in Las Vegas Aug. 28-30, 2001 for the 9th Annual
>Gentlemen's Club Owners Expo.

He is a professor in Indstrial engineering, so he writes back

>Sounds great to me. I'll have to submit a paper to get the university to
>pay for my travel. Let's see: "Efficient Methods for Dollar Bill
>Collection" or "Managing People with Artificial Body Parts" or "ADA and
>Erections - What Are Your Responsibilities" or "Reengineering the Lap
>Dance" or "Implants: Effective Sizing Models" or "Work Measurement
>Standards for Bouncers" or "My Turn, My Turn: Queuing Models for
>Intoxicated Patrons." Okay, we've got a plan now....

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