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Jeffry Archer and Help Desk

gyppo@spuddy.mew.co.uk (J.Craggs)
(smirk)

Not exactly a software problem!

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"Help Desk, what appears to be the problem?."

"Ah, I'm having a little problem with WORD."

"And the nature of this problem, Sir?

"I've just written another novel and I can't get the text to justify..."

"....is it Full Justification you're after, Mister....?"

"Archer, Jeffrey Archer. I'm quite well known in writing circ...."

"Sorry, Sir. Nothing can justify another Jeffrey Archer novel. Good day."

[from Gyppo at www.mondaysillydigest.com]

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