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This happened to me awhile ago.

I was visiting my dad's company, and he wanted to let me try out one of their new web based training products. He told me to have the webmaster set up a fake account in the name of Jack Daniels, with the password whiskey, or something easier to remember. The webmaster had everything set up, and then had me type in the pass.

A few hours later he was trying to have his secretary, a sweet sixty-something white-haired old lady, demo the same software to a group of clients. He called me into the room, which had about 10 people in it, and the conversation went something like this:

Secretary: Would you please tell me the password for the Jack Daniels account?

Me: I'm sorry, but I can't do that.

Secretary: Oh, right, you're not supposed to say passwords aloud when others are around. Would you please write it down for me?

Me: I'm sorry, but I can't do that either.

Secretary: Oh, right, I understand. Well how about just whispering it in my ear.

Me: I DEFINITELY can't do that.

The password: Blow Me.

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