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[This story was told to me by the person in the story. And, best of all, it has nothing to do with the election.]

I have a friend who flew Lear Jets for the air force. He would occasionally be assigned to an air show. He would be their answering questions about his plane. Someone would always point to the fuel tank and ask if is was a missile. His standard answer was, "I can neither confirm or deny the presents of nuclear weapons on this aircraft."

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