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> I am looking for a few leading Internet technical experts to contribute
> their ideas for an online conference on the use of the Internet by the
> next White House. What advancing Internet standards and tools should be
> considered? What would you do if you were in charge?

login: dbuya
password:

login: dubya
password:

MR. PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE NEW ELECTRONIC MAIL. TO READ YOUR
ELECTRONIC MAIL, TYPE 'mail', WITHOUT THE QUOTES. THEN PRESS RETURN.
HailToTheChief[1]$ who
jeb pts/18 Feb 1 17:43 (scooter.tampa.fl.us)
dubya pts/13 Feb 2 21:02 (presidential-throne.whitehouse.gov)
dubya pts/14 Feb 2 22:05 (presidential-throne.whitehouse.gov)
root pts/2 Feb 4 05:59 (hoover.mitre.org)
cheney pts/8 Feb 4 09:05 (doonesbury.whitehouse.gov)
cheney pts/9 Feb 4 09:05 (doonesbury.whitehouse.gov)
cheney pts/10 Feb 4 09:06 (doonesbury.whitehouse.gov)
cheney pts/11 Feb 4 09:06 (doonesbury.whitehouse.gov)
cheney pts/12 Feb 4 09:06 (doonesbury.whitehouse.gov)
barb pts/5 Feb 4 10:12 (ranch.texaco.com)
dubya pts/23 Feb 4 11:43 (chief-desk.whitehouse.gov)
HailToTheChief[2]$ ps
PID TTY TIME CMD
14324 pts/13 37:53 mozilla
14386 pts/14 38:14 mozilla
15826 pts/23 0:02 hush
HailToTheChief[3]$ kill -9 14324
HailToTheChief[4]$ kill -9 14386
HailToTheChief[5]$ kill -9 15826
Connection closed by REMOTE COMPUTER.

login: dubya
password:

MR. PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE ELECTRONIC MAIL. TO READ YOUR ELECTRONIC MAIL,
TYPE 'mail', WITHOUT THE QUOTES. THEN PRESS RETURN.
HailToTheChief[1]$ ls
message to all from root:
monica.whitehouse.gov going down for more memory in five minutes!
core games/ Mail/ music/
napster/ PD/ Photos/ Speeches/
stuff/ Stuff/ treehuggers/ xena.jpeg
yale/ zurba/
HailToTheChief[2]$ ping www.kremlin-gkd.ru
www.kremlin-gkd.ru is up.
HailToTheChief[3]$ defcon
DEFCON status is currently at 4 (FOUR).
Normal, with increased intelligence and strengthened security measures.
Visit our website at www.norad.af.mil!
HailToTheChief[4]$ whoami
dubya
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD
HailToTheChief[5]$ uname
Microsoft Xenix 17.0 Government release. Classified top secret.
Restricted use. (c) 1975-1999 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved.

By using this software, you indicate your acceptance of the
following terms and conditions:

DEFINITION OF TERMS USED IN THIS AGREEMENT
^C^C
HailToTheChief[6]$ finger dubya
Login: dubya Name: George W-inner!- Bush III
directory: /users/exec/dubya Shell: /bin/hush
No Plan.
HailToTheChief[7]$ explorer www.texasrangers.com &
Building fonts list. Please wait.... /

[15835 error -1] segmentation fault. core dumped.
HailToTheChief[8]$ mozilla www.texasrangers.com &
HailToTheChief[9]$ irc transition-advice
algore: and furthermore, I must make three points:
#kick * algore
algore has been removed from all channels
^Z

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http://www.ietf.org/mail-archive/ietf/Current/msg10497.html]

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