[Note - a JEDR is a generic acronym for a Joke Ethnic/Denomination/Race - ed]
Three guys--Irish, Italian, and JEDR--talk about which country has the best bars.
The Irish guy says: "Ireland has the best bars. You buy two drinks, and the third drink is free."
The Italian guy says: "That's nothing! In Italy, you buy one drink and the second drink is free!"
The JEDR says: "My country has the best bars in the world. The first drink is free, the second drink is free, the third drink is free, and then they take you to a side room and you get laid!"
"That is incredible!" say the other two guys. "Did that happen to you?"
"No, to my sister," replied the JEDR.
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