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Something everyone's Tolkien about...

mhamilton@bunge.com.au
http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~mabster/

(original, smirk)

And now, in no particular order, ten alternate titles for the new _The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring_ movie:

* There's Something About Merry

* Hard Hobbit to Break

* Fast Times at Uruk-Hai

* Legolas and the Eyebrows of Doom

* O Bombadil! Where Art Thou?

* Orky's

* The Frivolous Adventures of the Nine Naughty Nazgul

* Truly, Madly, Gimli

* The Took, the Elf, His Daughter and Her Lover

* Samwise Gamgee: International Hobbit of Mystery

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