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>Dear Abby
My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our
entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters.
They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard
worker but many of his co-workers are leery of him. Every time he gets
caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong and begs me to
forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he
is a cheat. I don't know what to do.

Signed,

Frustrated

>Dear Frustrated
You should dump him. Now that you are finally a New York Senator, you don't
need him anymore.

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