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Final curtain for 'CATS'

martino.6@osu.edu (Bob Martino)
(topical, smirk, original, offense=cat lovers)

Last Sunday was the final performance of 'CATS', Broadway's longest running musical. It racked up a record 7,485 performances.

Usually, when a musical ends its run, the production company assists the newly out-of-work actors and actresses in finding other jobs, filing for unemployment benefits, etc.

In this case, the actors were just stuffed into a gigantic burlap bag, weighed down with rocks, and thrown from a bridge into the East River.


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