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>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you 
>are qualified to be a "professional."  Scroll down for each answer. 
> 
>The questions are not that difficult. 
> 
>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? 

   Cut him up into small pieces with a chain saw, put the pieces in 
   plastic bags, and put them in the refrigerator. 

>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and 
>close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple 
>things in an overly complicated way. 
> 
>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? 

   Cut him up into small pieces with a chain saw, put the pieces in 
   plastic bags, and put them in the refrigerator. 

>Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the 
>refrigerator. 
> 
>Correct Answer:  Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the 
>elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the 
>repercussions of your actions. 
> 
>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.  All the animals attend 
>except one. Which animal does not attend? 

   Trick question.  Both the giraffe and the elephant are dead and in 
   my fridge, so actually it's TWO animals not attending. 

>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. 
>This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first 
>three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your 
>abilities. 
> 
>4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. 
>How do you manage it? 

   Take the dismembered giraffe and elephant pieces out of the 
   refrigerator, put them in the water, let the crocodiles eat until 
   they're full and sleepy, then swim across. 

>Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending 
>the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your 
>mistakes. 
>According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the 
>professionals they tested got all questions wrong.  But many preschoolers 
>got several correct answers. 
> 
>Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that 
>most professionals have the brains of a four year old. 
> 
>Send this out to frustrate all of your friends 

   What?  I have to go speak to the Human Resources director?  Again? 

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