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BAD *PRECEDENT*

Tipper: "How does it feel to be the big man, Hon?"
Al: "Well Tip, it took 17 lawsuits and 18 months of election recounts, but
I'd do it all again."

BAD *PRESIDENT*

Mr. Bush, repeat after me. I do solemnly swear -
"I do solemonemoney swear..."

- that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United
States -
"... that I will fatally execute the official President of the United
States..."

- and will to the best of my ability -
"... and will to the best of my abli-tilly ..."

- preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States -
"... preservect defenestrate the United ... the Constitual ... the ... um
... of America."

- So help me God.
"So help me. So help my dog. Oh, God, is it over?"

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