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These are some of the better election quickies I've received. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.

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>From: herron@unm.edu
>Subject: Rolling Stone cover

>From Rush Limbaugh's website, paraphrased:

Al Gore is on the cover of Rolling Stone next issue; rumor has it his
"package" was airbrushed, purportedly to reduce the size of his he-man
alpha-male package so as not to offend any of RS's readers.

Clearly, Al Gore is going for the schwing voters.

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>From: flintoid@123.net (Eric M. Kociba)
>Subject: Public Service Announcement

ANNOUNCEMENT: Due to an anticipated voter turnout much larger than
originally expected, the polling facilities may not be able to handle
the load all at once.

Therefore, Republicans are requested to vote on Tuesday, November 7, and
Democrats on Wednesday, November 8. Please pass this message along and
help us to make sure that nobody gets left out.

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>From: Rick.Clements@worldnet.att.net (Rick Clements)
>Subject: Bumper Sticker

Save the Texas Environment

Vote George W. for President

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>From: eris@rochester.rr.com (Jen Beaven)
>Subject: Bush vs. Quayle

As the election approaches, people are sending out
the Dan Quayle quote file ("bondage between mother
and child") attributed to George W. ("put food on
your family") Bush.

I just want people to be aware of this last-ditch
attempt to make Governor Bush appear smarter
than he actually is.

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