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This bloke takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says to him, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," say the vet, "Let's have a look at him."

So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. After pausing for a while to think, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" exclaims the bloke.

"No," replies the vet, "Because he's heavy."

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