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Tales from the Family Planning Clinic

merkin@mail.sisna.com (Michael Bennett)
(smirk)

It's not often we get a good chuckle from comments made by our clients. I would like to share comments from one of the male client satisfaction surveys we are asking men to fill out evaluating our vasectomy clinic services. This one came from a health department office here in Idaho.

The question is:

Do you have any suggestions about how we could improve our clinic or services to meet your needs?


Answer:
Yes
1) More pictures of big game
2) Ducks, you don't have any ducks. You need ducks
3) A different copy of Field & Stream on every seat.
4) Big stuffed animals. That would make me feel way more comfortable. Don't
you think?
5) Take down the big Vasectomy sign, that makes me uncomfortable.
6) Free car wash with visit

I did not make this up.

(Forwarded by my mother, who works at the health department office from which
the survey answers originated.)

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