This morning there was a sign by the office copier:
The copier is on strike and is refusing to work today.
Force from service will be implemented.
This evening, there was a different sign:
After a valiant struggle with Copier Service, the copier's
strike has ended. The copier has agreed to work while
being compensated with 30,000 shares and a 3-year
vesting period.
I think I need to renegotiate my compensation plan.