I recently installed an instant messaging product on my work computer, mainly to keep tabs on my family. Recently I saw that my brother (who is a contract Network Administrator) was online, so I started a chat session with him. Here's a partial transcript from memory:
Me: "So, bro, still chasing bits for [huge bureaucratic client]?"
Bro: "Bits fear me. They run from me and hide."
Me: "Is that why they come out after you pass by and make obscene gestures at your back?"
Bro: "You mean like this: '00100'?"