I was just surfing on a nameless geek clothing outlet and I saw this cool kids t-shirt that said, "child process" across the front. As I got my credit card out and was starting to purchase one for each of my daughters, my wife walked in and asked me what I was buying. I showed her the picture of the shirt and she tilted her head and asked, "Don't you routinely kill child processes?"
I closed the browser and opted instead to show my affection for my girls by reading them a story.