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Why the latest Southern Baptist outreach program.

cef@geodesic.com (Charles Fiterman)
Geodesic Systems
(smirk, offense=Baptists)

In order to get all their members deeply engaged in reaching out for new members the Southern Baptists have set up a new incentive program.

Bring in one convert and you don't have to pay any dues for five years.

Bring in two converts and you are allowed to quit.

Bring in three converts and you get a special diploma proving by clear biblical argument that you were never a member. This is the only way you can get such a diploma.


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