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It took them a week, and a bad bout of ballot-box-rigging, but the right-wing Canadian "united alternative" conference delegates finally took a head count and settled on "The Conservative-Reform Alliance Party" to name the new alliance of the Progressive-Conservative and Reform parties. Oooh, I bet the creative juices were just slopping out all over the place over that one.

But this may be good news: Now, whether or not they beat the reigning Liberal party in the polls, the supporters of the new Alliance party can truthfully say, "I voted for CRAP, and that is exactly what I got!"

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