These three blokes are being treated for their stuttering by a gorgeous female speech therapist. She's finding it impossible to make any progress with the three men and so she decides to try a reward system. She tells the three that she will have sex with anyone of them who can tell her where he was born without stuttering.
The first bloke stands up and says, "B-B-B-B-Belf-f-f-f-ast." and sits down in disappointment.
The second bloke gets up and says, "D-D-D-Dublin." and also sits down sadly.
The third bloke stands up and says, "London." In amazement the therapist immediately grabs him and takes him into the next room. After half an hour they return with the bloke having a stupid, satisfied grin on his face. Before restarting the session the therapist asks if there's anything that any of the men would like to say. The third bloke raises his hand and says, "d-d-d-d-erry."
[Source: My mate James Bauly. http://jokeotday.listbot.com/]
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