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Oil Shortage

melanien@home.com (Melanie Nickel)
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(smirk, heard it)

Some people are wondering how we wound up short of oil this year. The answer is simple: Nobody bothered to check the oil. They didn't know we were running low.

And of course the reason for this is geographical. All the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.


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