I just finished a poll at Slashdot (slashdot.org) that provided 4 possible answers to a yes/no question. The poll question was, "I'd trust my Significant Other with Root." Three of the possible answers were yes, no, and my OS doesn't have root. The final option (and the one I selected) was "I don't foresee a S.O. in my life."
It's nice to find a place that understands nerds.