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Concorde Digest

funny-request@netfunny.com (Funny Guy)
(smirk, sick, heard it, offense=French,Germans,Russians, almost everyone)

What follows are a couple of Concorde quickies.  These are jokes
which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately.  I post
such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it.  Particularly
selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to
killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.

Note - in case you didn't figure it out from the subject matter, these jokes
are extremely offensive.  Read them at your own risk.

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>From: paulco@iinet.net.au (Paul Cowan)
>Subject: Concorde - overheard

1. The French Killed more Germans on Tuesday than in 2 world wars

2. Overheard at the Hotelissimo, Gronesse:
"Waiter! There's a Concorde in my soup."

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>From: pkrouse@dev.tivoli.com (Pierce Krouse)
>Subject: concorde service

Concorde tickets are pretty cheap nowadays, especially when you
consider that they will take you straight to the hotel.

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>From: brad@templetons.com (Brad Templeton)
>Organization: http://www.templetons.com/brad
>Subject: Cause of Concorde crash

The cause for the fiery crash of the Air France Concorde has been
determined.

The tires were made by Firestone.

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From: mestreech@hotmail.com (Jos Van)
Subject: Russian submarine

Since the disaster with the Concorde, the Russians have decided to ground 
all submarines.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)



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