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I was tired of the same old words so I wrote this to sing to my daughter:

Isabel's UNIX Lullabye

Hush little baby don't say a word
Mommy's gonna buy you a unix nerd.
If that unix nerd can't hack,
Mommy's gonna buy you a Graybar rack.
If that Graybar rack gets full,
Mommy's gonna send it to /dev/null.
If /dev/null ain't read/write,
Mommy's gonna change-own it tonight.
If that change-own isn't done by root,
Mommy's gonna buy you an OS to boot.
If that OS dumps core & crashes,
Mommy's gonna write a shell script that hashes.
If that shell script is written in c,
Mommy's gonna kill that PID.
If that PID just won't die
Then mommy's gonna start to cry.
Even if she has a nervous breakdown,
You'll still be the sweetest little girl in town.

Written by: Kristin D. Thompson

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